gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Can I color on your dick again?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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