Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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