hell yes lets make some ravioli
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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