Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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