I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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