Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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