I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My vagina just clenched in fear
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