I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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