Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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