have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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