pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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