And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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