Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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