"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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