He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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