if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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