I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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