You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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