State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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