I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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