she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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