i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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