Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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