new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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