would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
now i know why i became what i already was.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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