I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
