Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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