He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
NoShamevember. You game?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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