apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
What a dumb baby whore.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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