I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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