man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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