am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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