Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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