Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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