check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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