i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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