we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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