I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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