So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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