Ambien. No doubt about it.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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