Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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