he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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