At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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