they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
