He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
