just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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