we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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