he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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