yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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