I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i now understand why vodka
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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