Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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