I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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