"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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