so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
